Mystery Science Theater 30001988

TV's Frank:
Clay, have you seen my X-Men #354?

Dr. Forrester:
Frank, you're breaking my concentration. I wanna get all my back issues of Starlog organized in time to tape tonight's episode of TekWars.

TV's Frank:
Oh, TekWars is on. That's right

[door bell rings]

Dr. Forrester:
I wonder who that can be?

TV's Frank:
that's right, I forgot all about TekWars. We'll have to see... Tonight's episode's supposed to...

Bridget:
Hi! I'm Bridget and this is my friend Mary Jo. We just moved in upstairs to Deep 12. We're neighbors!

TV's Frank:
Ahhh! Clay, there are girls here! Actual girls!

Dr. Forrester:
[looking through comics panicking] Uh, ah, uh, don't panic! Um, there must be some instructions on what to do. Somewhere...

Bridget:
Well, we've introduced ourselves, who are you?

TV's Frank:
I have lots of comic books. I keep them in plastic bags.

Bridget:
Oh, yeah, I, heh, heh...

Mary Jo:
We haven't seen the laundry room. Do you know where it is?

Dr. Forrester:
[trying, and failing, to remain calm] Are we on a date? 'Cause it's okay if we're on a date. Uh, Frank and I have been on, uh, with Frank, yeah, uh...

TV's Frank:
Babylon 5 was on last night.

Bridget:
Um, yeah. I'm sure...

Dr. Forrester:
[to camera] Mike, you've got to help us. We're on a date down here. Could you, uh, provide us with some kind of entertainment?