Once Upon a Time2011

Ryan:
[on a blind date] You, Emma, are, by far, the sexiest, friendless orphan that I have ever met.

Emma Swan:
[laughs] Okay! Your turn. No, wait, let me guess. Um, you are handsome, charming...

Ryan:
Go on.

Emma Swan:
The kind of guy who, and now stop me if I get this wrong, embezzled from your employer, got arrested, and skipped town before they were able to throw your ass in jail.

Ryan:
[nervous chuckle] What?

Emma Swan:
And the worst part of all this is your wife. Your wife loves you so much that she bailed you out. And how do you repay that loyalty? You're on a date.

Ryan:
Who are you?

Emma Swan:
The chick who put up the rest of the money.

Ryan:
You're a bail bondsman.

Emma Swan:
[stressing the gender neutrality] Bail bondsperson.