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[Tonya is trying to hook Charlie up with a friend]

Charlie:
Tell me about the prey.

Tonya:
Her name is Veena. I've met her a few times. She's friendly, single and approachable.

Charlie:
All right. Lock and load.

Tonya:
Good luck, mate. Happy hunting.

Charlie:
[approaches Veena] Hi, I'm Charlie. I couldn't help noticing you. And I'm sure you noticed me. I'm like the only slice of white bread in this pumpernickel world.

Veena:
Excuse me?

Charlie:
I was thinking, if you're free tomorrow night...

Veena:
Sorry, you're not my type.

Tonya:
[rushes forward] Hang on. You didn't even give him a chance. I mean, I know he's a little gruff on the outside, but he's decent and sweet and you'd be lucky to go out with him.

Veena:
I'm not interested in Charlie. I'm interested in you.

Tonya, Charlie:
Oh.

Veena:
I have been for a long time. I've just been trying to figure out how to ask you out.

Tonya:
Sorry, Veena. I'm actually seeing someone.

Charlie:
Whoa, wait. You didn't even give her a chance. She may seem gruff on the outside...

Tonya:
Charlie... not gonna happen.

Charlie:
C'mon. It's like wrestling but with two winners.