Party Down2009

[in regards to a white mistress at a black man's funeral]

Black man:
I saw her come in and I was like 'Who here came down with a case of jungle fever?'

Mary:
Right, like any of these guys...

Roman DeBeers:
Actually, you have it reversed. Her lusting after him, thats jungle fever.

Black man:
I think it applies generally.

Roman DeBeers:
No, technically its white on black.

Mary:
Because black people live in the jungle?

Roman DeBeers:
Not all, obviously. Just no white people do.

Black man:
Well what term would you use to refer to a black person lusting after a white person?

Roman DeBeers:
Temperate deciduous fever? Fjord fever? These are all just facts of semantics, I'm not being racist. I'm post-racial. People are people. If you're cool, you're cool.

Mary:
If you're an ass, you're an ass.

Roman DeBeers:
Exactly.