Peep Show2003

Mark Corrigan:
[unwrapping his Christmas present from Dobby] Oh, right, yeah, the FlashFoward box set.

Dobby:
It's meant to be amazing. Shall we do it this week?

Mark Corrigan:
Uh, sure, it's just... we watched all the Losts and they were somewhat OK, and Heroes had some interesting themes, but also quite a lot of not-so-interesting themes, and Prison Break... by the end I very much felt I wanted to break out of the prison that Prison Break had become for us, and it's just... don't you think maybe we should... go out?

Dobby:
[disappointed by Mark's reaction] Where to?

Mark Corrigan:
To... not the theatre obviously, but... the National Army Museum?

Dobby:
You'd rather go to the National Army Museum than stay in bed and watch FlashFoward and drink brandy? Are you bonkers?

Mark Corrigan:
Dobby, where do you see yourself in 5 years? I mean, for example, would you want to learn... sailing at all? Or golf?

Dobby:
I wouldn't mind getting a strap-on and you and me spit-roasting Cameron for the Boden catalogue. Was that the sort of thing you have in mind?

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] She is great. But where does it end? With us sailing the Caribbean, checking our pension pot online? Or much more likely trying to scrape a living pn pub quiz machines from our vast knowledge of popular culture and bar snacks?