Psych2006

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
What is all this?

Shawn Spencer:
Those are forms that must be filled out so that we can be Die-Hards. Just sign them.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
[reading] These release the employer from any liability in case the stunt tester is... "torn to shreds"? Stunt tester? Is that what we're doing? Are you crazy?

Shawn Spencer:
Trust me, and be cool.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Wait, this one is in case we're "accidentally chewed to death by a malfunctioning robot"? Oh, hell no!

Shawn Spencer:
Relax. We'll be fine.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
[reading] "Deboned"? "Killed and re-killed"? How does that even work?

Shawn Spencer:
Gus, don't be an old sponge with hair hanging off of it. I'm all over this case.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
"Mimed to death"?

Shawn Spencer:
That's clearly a typo. They meant "maimed". What, are we going to be killed by Marcel Marceau?

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Marcel Marceau is dead.

Shawn Spencer:
See? There's nothing to worry about!