Psych2006

[Shawn and Gus are trying to sneak into the Crocker party]

Edna Crocker:
Excuse me, where are your badges?

Shawn Spencer:
Oh, I don't need a badge. I'm the event planner.

Edna Crocker:
The event planner's a woman.

Shawn Spencer:
Yeah, I'm her assistant...

Edna Crocker:
Also a woman.

Shawn Spencer:
...to the assistant.

Edna Crocker:
I'm calling security.

Shawn Spencer:
Oh, no, no, no! You don't need to do that.

Edna Crocker:
Don't tell me what I need to do. The rules are very strict here.

Shawn Spencer:
Really, you're going to let your bosses run you around like that? Going to let the man hold you down? These freak bastards with their rules and regulations... You're a human person. You need to rise up and tell them to go to hell! We can all do it together. Let us empower you.

Edna Crocker:
I'm Edna Crocker...and you're one minute away from a squad car ride.

[beat]

Shawn Spencer:
[to Gus] Probably ought to let this one go.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Yeah.