Pushing Daisies2007

Emerson Cod:
[about the coroner's sweater] Anybody ever ask you why you wear that sweater?

Coroner:
My niece gave me this sweater last Christmas.

Emerson Cod:
That thing's uglier than a chipmunk's ass.

Ned:
[interrupting] He means the sweater, not your niece.

Emerson Cod:
Why would someone get somebody a Christmas sweater for Christmas? You could only wear it that day.

Ned:
He means should... only wear it that day.

Emerson Cod:
Yeah. Either you got to take off what you got on to put it on or you got to wait another year for the next holiday season.

Coroner:
Why you want to go toe-to-toe with me on fashion? Only thing I want to hear from you people is "Happy holidays, and here's your rent."

Ned:
Happy holidays.

Emerson Cod:
[sarcastically] Here's your rent. [puts money in coroner's hand]

Coroner:
Feels light.

Emerson Cod:
You just stronger than you think.

Coroner:
Mmmm hmmm.