Sailor Moon1995

Rini:
Um, excuse me. I found this figurine. Does it belong to you?

[the boy moves in a crazy fashion which bothers Rini]

Boy:
Sure it's mine. Does it bother you? It'll be your friend if you dance for it. Tell me, girlie, what do you prefer, marshmallows or whipped cream? How about going to the coffee shop? We can both have some soda cans and we'll shake them so then the bubbles can burst all over.

[Rini collapses to the ground in embarrassment]

Boy:
Hey, what's wrong? Did you hurt yourself? You shouldn't run away like that. You see, you'll only hurt your knees. It's okay, stay where you are. I'll show you something.

[the boy pulls down his shorts in which Rini screams in fright]

Boy:
I wear Sailor Moon undies!

Mother:
Dennis, stop that right now!

[the mother hits her son's head with her fist]

Boy:
No! I'm in trouble in the name of the moon!

Mother:
You'd better have a good explanation when we get home, son!

Boy:
It's all her fault!

Mother:
I'm getting you new underwear now!