Seinfeld1989

Jerry Seinfeld:
So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an ?clair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

George Louis Costanza:
No, no, no. It was not trash.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Was it in the trash?

George Louis Costanza:
Yes.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Then it was trash.

George Louis Costanza:
It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top.

Jerry Seinfeld:
But it was in the cylinder.

George Louis Costanza:
Above the rim.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Adjacent to refuse is refuse.

George Louis Costanza:
It was on a magazine, and it still had the doily on.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Was it eaten?

George Louis Costanza:
One little bite.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Well, that's garbage.

George Louis Costanza:
But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt.

Jerry Seinfeld:
You, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum.