Seinfeld1989

Jerry:
Socks are the most amazing article of clothing. They hate their lives. They're in the shoes with stinky feet, the boring drawers. The dryer is their only chance to escape and they all know it. They do escape from the dryer. They plan it the night before. "Tomorrow. The dryer. I'm going. You wait here." The dryer door swings open, the sock is waiting up against the side wall. [stands stiffly sideways, looking furtively both ways] He hopes you don't see him, and he goes down the road, da da da, da da da da. [hand motion of a sock inching along the road] They get buttons sewn on their face, join the puppet show!