Sherlock2010

Sherlock Holmes:
Punch me in the face!

Irene Adler:
[scene cuts for a moment to Irene Adler applying makeup in her apartment] Shape? Blunt.

Dr. John Watson:
[back in the street] Punch you?

Sherlock Holmes:
Yes, punch me. In the face. Didn't you hear me?

Dr. John Watson:
I always hear "Punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

Sherlock Holmes:
Oh, for Godsakes.

[Sherlock smacks John hard across the face]

Dr. John Watson:
Ooo!

[Sherlock waits; John, now sufficiently roused, returns Sherlock's punch]

Sherlock Holmes:
[getting up from the ground] Thank you. That was... that was...

[Not done, John delivers Sherlock a gut punch]

Sherlock Holmes:
[now being strangled] I think we're done now, John!

Dr. John Watson:
You ought to remember, Sherlock, I was a soldier! I killed people!

Sherlock Holmes:
You were a doctor!

Dr. John Watson:
I had bad days!