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Richard Hendricks:
This is a good buy-out. It's way better than what Gavin offered before. And our packages include nice salaries, cash earn-outs, stock in Hooli, which vests after only four years of working there. I mean, this seems like a pretty good deal, right?

Dinesh Chugtai:
Hooli? You really think we'd go work for Hooli? What the f*** is wrong with you, Richard?

Richard Hendricks:
What other options do we have? We need serious funding to go up against Nucleus, and we don't have that. So, listen...

Bertram Gilfoyle:
- I will listen to the sound of you chortling on my balls.

Richard Hendricks:
Richard, I'm an independent businessman. Emphasis on "independent". And "business". And "man", come to think of it. Count me out.

Donald 'Jared' Dunn:
Actually, you're not being offered employment at Hooli. They give you a full buy-out.

Erlich Bachman:
[Suddenly interested] How big?