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Burt:
So, Eddie. What do you do?

Eddie:
I'm a writer.

Danny:
I didn't know that.

Eddie:
[coolly] Well, we've never really had a chance to chitchat.

Danny:
What do you write?

Eddie:
Essays, magazine articles. "The Plight of the Black Race", "400 Years of Oppression", "The White Man's Disgrace"...

Bob:
Oh, so you're a gag writer, is that it?

[Danny and Eddie chase Chuck and Bob out of the room]