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Daisy Steiner:
How are you feeling this morning?

Tim:
Very rough, actually. I swear to God I will never drink again...until lunchtime.

Daisy Steiner:
Very wise.

Tim:
Mmm. So how does it feel to be twenty-six?

Daisy Steiner:
Uh...a bit gas-y.

Tim:
Oh, well, you're getting old. You'd be dead in four years. If this was "Logan's Run."

Daisy Steiner:
Ah, that would be terrible.

Tim:
I know. I look like a twat in a jumpsuit.

Daisy Steiner:
Don't say that, Tim. That's a word that hates women.

Tim:
What? "Twat"?

Daisy Steiner:
No, "jumpsuit."

Tim:
Oh.