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Rusty:
Hey daddy how do I do a breast self exam?

Earlie Cuyler:
Mens don't do that, Rusty. and mens don't lay no sisified eggs out of their butt glands neither.

Rusty:
What we doin up here?

Earlie Cuyler:
We going to de-b*tch-ulate you boy. Make a man of you. Now put on your camo, cause you got to blend in with nature.

Rusty:
But, but this is orange

Earlie Cuyler:
No, no, Tangerine, boy. You see those deers is going to think this ain't nothin but a common Georgia fruit tree. We just two big friendly deadly deadly honeydews!

Rusty:
But, but daddy!

Earlie Cuyler:
Unuh, fruit don't talk. Fruit just listens... and waits. Look over yonder. [points to cake in woods]

Rusty:
WELL HOT DAMN! Is that lemon flavored?

Earlie Cuyler:
Shhh! Chocolate. Once them deers smell that birthday cake them sumbitches will come a running.