The Big Bang Theory2007

Sheldon Cooper:
We have to fill these out. "Describe illness or injury."

Penny:
I dislocated my shoulder.

Sheldon Cooper:
All right. And how did the accident occur?

Penny:
You already know that.

Sheldon Cooper:
Cause of accident: Lack of adhesive ducks. Okay, medical history. Have you ever been diagnosed with diabetes?

Penny:
No.

Sheldon Cooper:
Kidney disease?

Penny:
No.

Sheldon Cooper:
Migraines?

Penny:
Getting one.

Sheldon Cooper:
Are you currently pregnant?

Penny:
No!

Sheldon Cooper:
Are you sure? You look a bit puffy.

Penny:
Change migraine to "yes."

Sheldon Cooper:
When was your last menstrual period?

Penny:
[in a disgusted tone] Oh, next question.

Sheldon Cooper:
I'll put "in progress." Okay, turning to psychiatric disorders, list all major behavioral diagnoses, e.g. depression, anxiety etc.

Penny:
Oh my God! What the hell does this have to do with my stupid shoulder?

Sheldon Cooper:
Episodes of sub-psychotic rage.

Penny:
Ass!

Sheldon Cooper:
Possible Tourette's. All right, "moles, lesions, or other skin conditions." Soup tattoo on right buttock.