The Big Bang Theory2007

[Leonard is getting advice from Penny about whether he should sleep with a local woman while his girlfriend is living in India]

Leonard Hofstadter:
Here's the thing: I-I-I'm not one of those guys who sneaks around and sleeps with more than one woman.

Penny:
Good for you!

Leonard Hofstadter:
Problem is, I want to be one of those guys.

Penny:
So, sleep with the new girl and lie to Priya.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Oh, that's not who I am.

Penny:
Alright, then break it off with the new girl.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Oh, now let's not do anything rash. Sh-she's really hot...

Penny:
If you like this girl so much, why don't you just end things with Priya?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Priya and I are in love. I think we could get married some day.

Penny:
Leonard, you're looking for a way to sleep with both women, and have everybody be happy about it.

Leonard Hofstadter:
*Now* we're getting somewhere!