The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air1990

Geoffrey:
[handing Carlton a big brown bag] Master Carlton, I have to take this tray up to your mother, so on your way out, would you mind taking out the garbage?

Carlton:
Do I look like Roc?

Will:
[sitting at the kitchen table] I don't know, Carlton. Maybe if you shaved your head bald and sanded down the square part.

Carlton:
[ignores Will and hands Ashley the bag] Ashley, you take out the garbage!

Ashley Banks:
Why me?

Carlton:
Because I'm bigger than you.

Will:
See, that's not fair. That's only 'cause you got them shoe lifts in today.

Carlton:
They're not lifts. I doubled up on my Odor-Eaters.

Ashley Banks:
[Carlton walks out of the kitchen while Ashley is holding the trash bag; Hilary walks into the kitchen and Ashley hands her the bag] Here, Hilary, you take it out!

Hilary:
Out where?

Ashley Banks:
To the trash cans! You know, those things you hit every time you back out the car?

Hilary:
Oh, thank God. I thought it was the neighbor's kids! [Hilary takes the brown garbage bag from Ashley] THIS IS GROSS! I don't touch greasy, disgusting things!

Will:
Well, just pretend it's buying you dinner afterwards.

Hilary:
[Hilary walks up to Will and shoves the trash bag to him] You take it!

Will:
Yo, girl!

Hilary:
And for your information, dinner comes first! [Hilary walks out of the kitchen]

Will:
Oh, it's like that, right? You're just gonna slam garbage at me! [Uncle Phil walks in the room]

Phillip Banks:
Good morning, Will.

Will:
Good morning, Uncle Phil. [Will hands Phil the dirty garbage bag] Here's your lunch!

Phillip Banks:
[Phil takes the bag and walk out of the house] Thank you!