The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air1990

Philip Banks:
I wanna know what excuse you two have for pulling such a stupid stunt.

Carlton Banks:
We needed the money.

Philip Banks:
For what? And I want the truth.

William 'Will' Smith:
All right, it's like this, Uncle Phil. See, Carlton got this inside tip on a stock.

Philip Banks:
Federal offense. Go on.

William 'Will' Smith:
Then we pawned Aunt Viv's bracelet to get the money for the stock.

Philip Banks:
Grand larceny. Impressive.

William 'Will' Smith:
Then, we lost the money, so we had to strip to get the bracelet back.

Philip Banks:
That would be indecent exposure. Is there more?

Carlton Banks:
I'm afraid so, Dad. We never got the clasp fixed on Mom's bracelet.

Philip Banks:
You never got... I don't know what to say! What can I do? What do you boys think I should do?

William 'Will' Smith:
I don't know, reward us for our honesty? Hey, it worked for the Beav.

Philip Banks:
DO I LOOK LIKE A WHITE GUY NAMED WARD?