The Inbetweeners2008

Will McKenzie:
I've no interest in babes.

Jay Cartwright:
That's handy, cos they've got no interest in you.

Will McKenzie:
Ooh, Sorry. Who here has pulled Charlotte Hinchcliffe? Who? Huh? Me, That's who!

Jay Cartwright:
She only did it for a bet!

Will McKenzie:
That's not true.

Simon Cooper:
Oh, God. Let's not get into all that again.

Jay Cartwright:
It is true!

Will McKenzie:
It's not f***ing true! People don't get fingered for a bet, Jay. With the possible exception of your sister.

Jay Cartwright:
Take that back!

Will McKenzie:
Actually, I do take it back. But your mum on the other hand; she'd probably get fingered for a packet of biscuits.

Neil Sutherland:
Oooh!

Simon Cooper:
[mocking voice] Oh no!

Neil Sutherland:
[noticing Jay has shut up] Silence!