The Invisible Man2000

Arnaud:
[injecting Darien] Little prick. Really Monsieur, I'd no idea you were so educated. I rather thought that was your brother's domain.

Darien:
Yeah, well, I guess, you know, don't believe everything you think.

Arnaud:
[getting another needle] You see, I understand. I have an elder brother myself. Things become quite competitive. Perhaps we could compare notes sometime.

Darien:
Absolutely! I would love that! Definitely. Yeah. Yeah. Then maybe you could teach me some Swiss douche.

Arnaud:
Excuse me?

Darien:
That's your language right?

Arnaud:
Ah, that's Swiss *Deutsch*, Swiss German. I'm Swiss French.

[Arnaud gets another needle]

Darien:
So you don't douche?

Arnaud:
Monsieur!

Darien:
Relax man. I'm just ribbing you.

[Darien laughs]

Darien:
Hell, I love Swiss stuff. You know: knives and clocks and cheese...

Arnaud:
[injecting, double entendre] Little prick.