The Muppet Show1976

Kermit the Frog:
Floyd, Floyd, it's time to do "Lullaby of Birdland."

Sgt. Floyd Pepper:
Ohh, yeah. Speaking of which, uh, since I'm playing vibes in this number, we're gonna need another player for the bass.

Kermit the Frog:
Floyd, how can I find a bass player now? You're on.

Fozzie Bear:
Hey, Kermit, no problem! I have already found the perfect bass player. Floyd, you just go out there and start cookin' baby.

Sgt. Floyd Pepper:
Ah, yeah, my bear. I knew you were a gas.

Fozzie Bear:
Yes, all right! And I will introduce this number for my hip brothers, green stuff. He-hey!

Kermit the Frog:
The, uh, bear has wigged out.