Big Fish2003

Senior Ed Bloom:
You are in for a surprise.

Will Bloom:
Am I?

Senior Ed Bloom:
Havin' a kid changes everything. There's the diapers, and the burping, and the midnight feeding.

Will Bloom:
Did you do any of that?

Senior Ed Bloom:
Nope. But I hear it's terrible. Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child, fill his head with nonsense, and still it turns out perfectly fine.

Will Bloom:
You think I'm up for it?

Senior Ed Bloom:
You learned from the best.