The Red Green Show1991

[During "The Experts", Red is asked what type of food to prepare and serve for a cookout]

Red Green:
Well, I find budget is the main consideration. For instance, we may be planning on having something like fish fry at the Lodge. 'Course, no one catches any. So we have to augment the menu and that always forces us over budget. And then we get all the whiners who want to know how the hot dogs and macaroni qualify as fish fry. So I just say, "Hey, just throw some worms in."

Harold Green:
Well, you sounded serious at the time!