The Sopranos1999

Meadow Soprano:
Are you in the Mafia?

Tony Soprano:
Am I in the what?

Meadow Soprano:
Whatever you want to call it. Organized crime.

Tony Soprano:
That's total crap, who told you that?

Meadow Soprano:
Dad, I've lived in the house all my life. I've seen the police come with warrants. I've seen you going out at three in the morning.

Tony Soprano:
So you never seen Doc Cusamano going out at three in the morning on a call?

Meadow Soprano:
Did the Cusamano kids ever find $50,000 in krugerrandts and a .45 automatic while they were hunting for Easter eggs?

Tony Soprano:
I'm in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up. It's a stereotype. And it's offensive. And you're the last person I would want to perpetuate it... There is no Mafia.

Meadow Soprano:
Fine.

Tony Soprano:
Alright look, Mead, you're a grown woman, almost. Some of my money comes from illegal gambling and whatnot. How does that make you feel?

Meadow Soprano:
At least you don't keep denying it, like Mom. Kids in school think it's actually kinda neat.

Tony Soprano:
They seen "The Godfather", right?

Meadow Soprano:
Not really. "Casino" we like, Sharon Stone, the 70's clothes, pills...

Tony Soprano:
I'm not asking about those bums. I'm asking about you.

Meadow Soprano:
Sometimes I wish you were like other dads. But then, like... Mr. Scangarelo for example? An advertising executive for big tobacco. Or lawyers? So many dads are full of sh*t.

Tony Soprano:
Oh, and I'm not.

Meadow Soprano:
You finally told the truth about this.

Tony Soprano:
Look, Mead, part of my income comes from legitimate businesses, stock market...

Meadow Soprano:
Look, Dad, please, okay? Don't start mealy-mouthing.