Three's Company1977

[Jack takes a bite of the lousy-made scrambled eggs made by Janet]

Jack Tripper:
[disgusted] Um... I, uh... This-this is horrible. Ohh!

Chrissy:
Well, do you think can do any better?

Jack Tripper:
The proof will be in the eating. Let me see what you got in here. [Jack looks in the refrigerator] Okay, eggs, butter. What are these, mushrooms? An onion. Well start with that.

Janet Wood:
Start what?

Jack Tripper:
Eggs Madeira Funchal. [to Chrissy] Can you boil an egg?

Chrissy:
Well, I don't know. Eleanor always did the cooking.

[Jack pats Chrissy on her head as he prepares the meal]

Janet Wood:
Are you sure you know what you're doing?

Jack Tripper:
Oh, yes. I-I'm studying to be a chef at the L.A. Technical College. You are looking at the Galloping Gourmet of 1980.

Janet Wood:
Oh, it takes that long?

Jack Tripper:
You have to learn how to trot before you can gallop. who said that?