Three's Company1977

Larry Dallas:
[Clears throat] [Dictating letter] "Dear Sleazebucket,"

Janet Wood:
Sleazebucket?

Larry Dallas:
Would you type? [Dictating letter] It is slime like you that makes this world stink. Only vermin would take advantage of their position to rob innocent people of their outcomes, period. Here's hoping that all the scummy things you've done to others, comma will come back to you ten times over. Your friend, Jack Tripper, today's date.

Jack Tripper:
Thanks a lot, Larry.

Janet Wood:
I'll put in the mail tomorrow morning.

Jack Tripper:
How did you come up with all that stuff so fast?

Larry Dallas:
Oh it was easy. I got the same letter down at the used car lot today.