Todd's Pop Song Reviews2009

Todd in the Shadows:
See, that's the problem with this list. Most of the worst songs of this year aren't hilarious or wacky, they're just dull as sh*t. Lionel Richie's "Ballerina Girl" is a father-daughter song so saccharine and sentimental and boring, it makes "Butterfly Kisses" sound like "Enter Sandman." I realize there's a place in this world for quieter songs, but this song is so slow, I think the tempo is written in negative numbers.