Undateable2014

[east coast live]

Charlotte:
[laughs] I have a kid. Sorry, that comes out at random times. And I know what you're going to say: "You're too young to have a kid."

[Charlotte makes a squinty disbelief face]

Danny:
Uh, that was a really good impression of me, but uh...

Charlotte:
Oh, sorry, hold on, I forgot this part.

[Charlotte does a high kick toward the audience while seated, in a short skirted dress]

Danny:
Oh, oh! Don't want to show your male parts. Anyway, uh, listen...

[they both laugh with audience]

Charlotte:
You're showing your personality, so I feel like I can show my balls.

Danny:
[waits for audience, through smiling gritted teeth] Don't get us canceled twice!

[audience uproariously cheers, laughs, and applauds]