Waiting for God1990

[first lines]

Rev. Dennis Sparrow:
Right. Before we start the wedding rehearsal there are one or two things I find a bit confusing.

Diana:
Like is it night or day.

Rev. Dennis Sparrow:
These are to take place one after another.

Tom:
Well done.

Rev. Dennis Sparrow:
You don't want a double wedding?

Diana:
No!

Rev. Dennis Sparrow:
And the first wedding is between, um... Harvey and Tom, right?

Tom:
Almost.

Jane:
Harvey and me, Dennis.

Rev. Dennis Sparrow:
Oh, good! I thought for a moment we might be getting a bit modern. The second wedding is between, um... Any volunteers?

Tom:
[holding up his and Diana's hand] Us.

Rev. Dennis Sparrow:
Oh. And who are you marrying?

Diana:
Each other, you pillock! Get on with it!

Rev. Dennis Sparrow:
Pillock, right. Jane, who's giving you away?

Jamie Edwards:
I am. Her grandfather.

Rev. Dennis Sparrow:
And who's giving Diana away?

Jamie Edwards:
Me again. Double shift.

Rev. Dennis Sparrow:
Are you Diana's grandfather as well?

Diana:
No, he's my auntie.