Beginner's Luck1935

Master of Ceremonies:
[ Both Spanky's mother and Grandmother are on the stage wing totaling enjoying a harmonica performance . The MC walks over and says to the mother who is sitting on a stool ] Where's Shakespere ? He's on next!

Spanky's mother:
[Spanky's mother spins around and delivers a nasty line due to the fact she wanted Spanky on earlier ] Well it's about time ! [ The MC reels back in disbelief. The mother looks down to her side saying ] Spanky ? [ she looks around and again says ] Spanky ? [ she looks all over ,the grandma is now looking also . The mother walks a little forward and says ] Spanky , Spanky, where is Spanky ?

[ the mother walks over behind the rear side stage curtain looking for Spanky as the MC sees that she has walked out the she is visible to the audience and ruining the current act. He rushes behind her and one of his hands grabs her wrist and his other hand is firmly placed on her backside and twists her.She is surprised initially but the MC really manhandles her which makes her angry. With on hand on her wrist and the other on her ass he spins her around he releases her and it takes a bit for her to catch herself so she doesn't fall. The grandmother is watching and can't believe her eyes the complete manhandling her daughter has been given by the MC]

Spanky's mother:
[ Initially Spanky's mother is furious and starts to walk towards the MC thinking she was going to tell him off but the MC walks over to her she says to him] Why did you do that to me ?

Master of Ceremonies:
[the furious MC has had enough of Spanky's mother and knows her type really well] You weren't supposed to be on the stage !

[the MC is staring down the mother and she realizes she better be still as Spanky is about to go on and meeking looks down and walks way looking for Spanky ]

Stage hand:
[All the people are looking over thinking this MC is no one to mess with he is one tough cookie. One of the stage hands says to the MC] What a real stupid b*tch!

Master of Ceremonies:
Don't worry I've seen her kind before I can take care of her !