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Ted:
Excuse me. I think I'm lost. Is this the Wattsburg Research Lab or Club Fed?

Guard:
Your name, please?

Ted:
This doesn't much look like it does in the brochure, does it?

Guard:
All you Hertz fellows say the same thing. I need some I.D. [checks ID] Go to lot 92B, then get processed in personnel.

Ted:
I'm just here for the tour. I probably won't stay too long.

Guard:
Yeah. They all say that.

Ted:
Thank you. [to himself] These people are like the walking dead.