[Frank spots Johnny and threateningly advances toward him, and Drac gets in his way] Frankie: [points at Johnny] Who is that? Johnny: [whispering to Drac] Are these monsters gonna kill me? Drac: [whispering to Johnny] Not as long as they think you're a monster. Johnny: Huh? That's kinda racist. Drac: We'll talk later. [Johnny is imitating Frank] Frank: [to Drac about Johnny] Is… is he making fun of me? Drac: No, no! Of course not, because he's... [stops Johnny from imitating] Mavis: He's your cousin, Johnny-stein. Drac: [playing along] Yes, yes, yes! Frank: I don't have no cousin. Drac: No, no, you do. He's your 6th cousin, 3 times removed. Johnny-stein: [holds up his right arm] On your right arm's side. Frank: [to his right arm] You have a cousin? Drac: Frank, if your arm can talk, it would tell you that the original owner of your arm had a brother... Johnny-stein: ...Who married a woman... Drac: ...Who was... [makes killing gesture] Johnny-stein: ...For strangling a pig. Frank: I have pig strangling blood in my arm!? That's kinda cool. [to Johnny] Well, Cuz, great to meetcha. [shakes Johnny's hand, but his whole body's shaken multiple times hitting the floor] [Mavis giggles] Griffin: [approaches] So, what brings you here, Johnny? Johnny: [frightened] Ahh! What was that?! (Oh, you're the Invisible Man, right?) Griffin: Oh, sorry. I should really clear my throat before I speak. (And yes, I am, but... call me "Griffin".) Anyway, what brings you here? Johnny: [nervous] Oh, uh... Party Planner? Drac: [playing along] Yes! I've recruited Mister, uh... Stein here to help me with Mavis' birthday party. Murray: Wait a minute. You asked someone to help you? Wayne: Captain Control Freak? Drac: It's "Count"… and yes, I thought having a Mavis contemporary would be useful. Johnny: Yeah, he totally needed a fresher perspective. [Dracula glares at him] Wayne: Okay, Johnny. Mr. Tight Coffin over here was planning to have these powdered lame-o's play at the party. [Zombies sigh] Frank: So, anyways, we thought we could liven things up a bit. Johnny: Whoa! You all play? Let's check you guys out! [Murray and Frank are singing] Frank: [singing] Girl, I can't believe it's your big night [Griffin is playing the drums] Murray: [singing] Seems like only yesterday, you were eating mosquitos All: [singing] But now your eating frogs and mice Frank: [singing] Scarfing them down like Doritos All: [singing] Tell me, where did the time go, girl? Johnny: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, guys. Stop. That's cute, but kinda old school. Drac: Yes, thank you, Johnny. Johnny: You got to totally tempo things up. Here let me show you. Werewolf man, give me a jam! [Wayne gives him a "jam".] 2, 3, 4! [singing] Vampire girl with the fangy fangs Hair real cute with the bangy bangs Little princess gonna be a queen Legal bat lady turning 118, say 118! Audience: 118! Johnny: Yeah! Stage dive! [stage dives to the floor] Awesome! Mavis: I'm so blown away right now! Frank: I think my cuz is gonna make this the best party ever! Murray: Yeah! Maybe he can find a way to get me some chicks. Audience: We should do a dance contest. Drac: We're not doing any of that! We've got to stay on schedule, alright? Mavis: [to her dad] Alright, Dad! Alright. Johnny, you're coming, too? Johnny: I don't know. Is it cool with Dracula? All: Johnny, come with us.

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