Aulus Paulinus: It's been a year now. A year of involuntary celibacy. I'm about as horny as rhinoceros and a unicorn in a Who's Got The Biggest Horn competition.Grasientus: You're not exactly spoiled for choice around here, are you? The British girls are either ugly, ugly or ugly.Aulus Paulinus: She doesn't have to be British. I'm mad with lust. She could be Greek, Syrian, Spanish.Grasientus: Belgian.Aulus Paulinus: I'm not that mad! Anyway Grasientus, don't you feel Spring coursing through your veins? Don't you get the odd bout of Tent Pole Toga?Grasientus: Happy I am not a slave to that part of my anatomy, Aulus.Aulus Paulinus: Just as well because you are, with all due respect, an ugly bastard.
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