Master Heath: [to Basil] Haven't you got any PROPER chips?Basil Fawlty: Well, these ARE proper French-fried potatoes. You see, the chef IS Continental.Master Heath: Couldn't you get an English one?Mrs. Heath: Why don't you eat just one or two, dear?Master Heath: They're the wrong SHAPE.Basil Fawlty: Oh, dear... What shape you usually have? Mickey Mouse shape? Smarties shape? Amphibious landing-craft shape? Poke-in-the-eye shape?Master Heath: God, you're dumb.Mrs. Heath: Oh, now.Basil Fawlty: [gritting his teeth] Is there something we can get you instead, SONNY?Master Heath: I'd like some bread and salad cream.Basil Fawlty: To eat? Well, there's the bread, and there's the mayonnaise.Master Heath: I said "salad cream", stupid.Basil Fawlty: We don't HAVE any salad cream. The chef made this freshly this morning.Master Heath: What a dump!Mr. Heath: Th-h-h-h-h-h-h-his is very good.Mrs. Heath: [firmly] He likes salad cream.Master Heath: That's PUKE, that is.Basil Fawlty: Well, at least it's FRESH puke!
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