George Costanza: Don't get worked up, because you're going to know the whole story the minute she walks off the plane.Jerry: Really, how?George Costanza: Because it's all in the greeting. If she puts the bags down before she greets you, that's a good sign.Jerry: Right.George Costanza: Anything in the lip area is good.Jerry: Lip area, yeah.George Costanza: A hug, definitely good.Jerry: Hug is good. Although what if its one of those hugs, where the shoulders are touching, and the hips are 8 feet apart.George Costanza: Those are brutal.Jerry: You know how they do that.George Costanza: Also, you know a shake is bad.Jerry: Right a shake is bad. But what if its the two-hander? The hand on the bottom, the hand on the top, the warm look in the eyes.George Costanza: The hand sandwich.Jerry: Right.George Costanza: Well, that is open to interpretation because so much depends on the layering, and the quality of the wetness in the eyes.George Costanza: The surprise blindfold greeting. That wasn't in the manual.
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