[During Xander's dream, he and Principal Snyder parody "Apocalypse Now."]Principal Snyder as Colonel Kurtz: Where are you from, Harris?Xander as Captain Willard: Well, the basement, mostly.Principal Snyder as Colonel Kurtz: Were you born there?Xander as Captain Willard: Possibly....Principal Snyder as Colonel Kurtz: I walked by your guidance counselor's office one time. A bunch of you were sitting there ... waiting to be shepherded. I remember it smelled like dead flowers. Like decay. Then it hit me. The hope of our nation's future is a bunch of mulch.Xander as Captain Willard: You know, I never got the chance to tell you how glad I was you were eaten by a snake....Principal Snyder as Colonel Kurtz: Where are you heading?Xander as Captain Willard: Well, I'm supposed to meet Tara and Willow. [beat] And possibly Buffy's mom....Principal Snyder as Colonel Kurtz: Are you a soldier?Xander as Captain Willard: [shakes head] I'm a comfortador.Principal Snyder as Colonel Kurtz: [contemptuous] You're neither. You're a whipping boy. Raised by mongrels and set on a sacrificial stone.Xander as Captain Willard: [nods] I'm getting a cramp.
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