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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Alfred Hawthorne Hill, better known by his stage name Benny Hill was an English comedian and actor, notable for his long-running television programme The Benny Hill Show.
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