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The Big Bang Theory, Season 3

The Big Bang Theory (2007-) is an American television show, airing on CBS, centering on the lives of two physicists and their neighbor, an aspiring actress and waitress at The Cheesecake Factory. Created by the creators of Two and a Half Men and Dha… more »

Howard:
I just always thought when I finally settle down and do a relationship, it would be with someone... you know... different.

Penny:
Different how?

Howard:
Well, you know... more like Megan Fox from Transformers or Katee Sackhoff from Battlestar Galactica.

Penny:
Are you high?

Leonard:
You'd have a better shot with that three-breasted Martian hooker from Total Recall.

Howard:
Okay, now you're just being unrealistic. Anyway, that movie was like twenty years ago. Imagine how saggy those things would be.

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