The Big Bang Theory, Season 3

Penny:
Well, here we are.

Sheldon:
Oh, my, we're at Stan Lee's front door.

Penny:
Yep.

Sheldon:
First we were at Stan Lee's curb, than we were at Stan Lee's walk and now we're at Stan Lee's front door. We're going to have milk and cookies with Stan Lee. [Penny rings the doorbell]

Penny:
Okay, sweetie I don't know if we're gonna have cookies or he's just gonna say hi so let me do the talking and... [Stan Lee comes out]

Stan Lee:
Yeah?

Penny:
Are you Stan Lee?

Stan Lee:
Aw, damn.

Penny:
Hi, I'm Penny and this is my friend Sheldon...

Sheldon:
We're not friends at the moment. It depends on how this goes.

Penny:
Anyway, Sheldon is a huge fan and he was supposed to be at your signing but he kind of, ended up in jail, so we got your address and...

Stan Lee:
Wait, so you just decided to come to my house, uninvited?

Sheldon:
You said we were invited.

Penny:
No Sheldon, I said, I'm inviting you to come with me to Stan Lee's house.

Stan Lee:
You know, you fan boys are unbelievable. You think you can just ring by doorbell anytime you want? [Sarcastically] I mean why don't you just come in and watch the Lakers game with me?

Sheldon:
[comes inside] Well, I'm not much of a sports fan, but thank you.

Penny:
I'm sorry. He doesn't really understand sarcasm.

Stan Lee:
Well, I'll give him something he'll understand. Joanie, call the police!