It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2

Dennis:
Dee, you scared the shit out of me. What are you doing?

Sweet Dee:
Same thing you're doing. I'm not letting dad give all this shit to poor people.

Dennis:
Alright, hey I got here first though. I'm taking the plasma TV and I'm taking the fish tank.

Sweet Dee:
How come you get to pick and choose?

Dennis:
It's not that I get to pick and choose, it's that I'm a man and I'm strong. I can carry heavy things. You're a woman, you're weak and... you can't.

Sweet Dee:
You're a woman and you're weak.

Dennis:
That doesn't make any sense.

Sweet Dee:
You don't make any sense.