American Dad!, Season 1

American Dad! is an animated U.S. television series created by Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman, broadcasted since 2005.

[Stan and Francine in the market]

I say Saudi Arabia's the greatest country in the world.

Greatest country in the world?


We packed our bags, we hopped a plane, we left our happy home.

Uh, Francine, singing is kind of illegal here.


The culture seemed a bit insane, but you said, "Hey, when in Rome."

Uh, seriously, Francine, ix-nay on the inging-...


Maybe you've got no reason to complain,

But I've got no Y chromosome.


So here's what I don't like about Saudi Arabia. Hit it!

[sings as the music starts]

You can't go out unless you are escorted by a man.

And when you do, you come home with a butt crack full of sand.

No alcohol, no rum and Cokes, and no Dom Perignon.

At least a girl can have a smoke.

But not on Ramadan.

Oh, it's a land of joy, if you are a boy.

But if you are a girl, it's the worst place in the world.

Okay, Francine. We get it!

Oh, but I'm just getting started.

American girls, we do pilates.

Starve ourselves until we're hotties.

Why? Because we like our bodies!

Check me out, you uptight Saudis!

[she strips down to her lingere and boots]

Oh, it's so awfully grand...

Come on, Francine, stop singing.

If you are a man.

I'm only backup singing.

If you don't take me home soon, Stan, I think I'm gonna hurl!

It's the worst place in the world!

I started this point system, and she's way behind.

I only want to see the world, explore, and socialize.

But in this town, I can't so much as look at other guys!

Cause if I did they'd call me harlot, whore, adulteress.

I'd bet my last riyal you fellas won't approve of this!

Who wants a kiss?

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