Cougar Town, Season 2

Jules:
[Angry] You based all of my treatment on your dog?

Glenn:
Ajam. [Jules is stressed]

Glenn:
Ok, I'm just gonna light a little sage in here 'cause, you know? It's very calming so let's all just [whistles]

Glenn:
calm.

Jules:
It's just... I can't believe you lied to me.

Glenn:
[Pointing at Jules, slightly angry] Hey, hey, hey, Jules! And yes, this is my steering voice.

Jules:
[Slighty intimidated] I don't like your steering voice.

Glenn:
All I ever do was used my personal experience [starts coughing because of the sage]

Glenn:
to help you. All right? I've never lied on this office. Ever. This is a sacred circle [keeps coughing]

Glenn:
of truth.

Jules:
Is it, Glenn?

Glenn:
What?

Jules:
Tell me. After we left, did you leave a note on that car?

Glenn:
Yes, I did.

Jules:
What did it say?

Glenn:
It said: Suck it! [Jules nods, having proved her point]

Glenn:
I'm not perfect, Jules.

Jules:
[Ironic] Really?

Glenn:
That's how we connect. We are kindred spirits. Last time you said that you felt guilty because you hang up on your dad. Last Christimas, I set my car on fire so my mother would think I was dead.

Jules:
Those aren't the same!

Glenn:
Bah, they're so close. But you know what? I'm done playing with your judgement games. I'm not gonna play. You're gonna have to find another therapist.

Jules:
YOU are firing ME?

Glenn:
Here's your information.