Two and a Half Men, Season 6

Two and a Half Men (2003-present) is a TV series original centered around a hip single bachelor whose lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother and his son move in.

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Charlie:
Look at him. He can type eighty words a minute with his thumb, but he can't pee without hitting the shower curtain.

Alan:
Fortunately, typing is a job skill and peeing is not.

Jake [while text messaging]:
Oh, dude, WTF?

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