If someone ask me why I just took their picture, I tell them I work for XYZ Mortary and I’m just taking some before and after pictures. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 17 days ago |
Fools are easily fooled. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 1 month ago |
Reality is based on interpretation. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 2 months ago |
I’m thinking of a number between one and infinity? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 3 months ago |
When a person says it’s not about the money, trust me, it’s about the money. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 3 months ago |
Sometimes life sucks . . . get use to it. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 10 months ago |
I always wonder what the world would be like if all the pro choice people where aborted? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
We have hot and cold running water where we live . . . Hot in the
Summer and Cold in the Winter! – Tommy Zegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
I don't drink anymore . . . except when I'm thirsty! – Tommy Zegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
Now I understand why some species eat their young. – Tommy Zegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
Jesus loves you, I heard him say so myself . . . at a taco stand in Mexico. – Tommy Zegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
The girls really do get prettier at closing time. – Tommy Zegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
So, when they say Sugar Free what they are really saying is that you don't pay extra for the sugar! – TommyZegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
Never take anyone or anything for granite! – TommyZegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
I finally found True Love . . . in the dictionary. – TommyZegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
Guns aren’t evil people are evil. Once we get rid of evil we can get rid of guns. – TommyZegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
I have a friend named Marco . . . he plays polo. – TommyZegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
You only fear what you don't know, if you knew everything you would have no fear. – TommyZegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
If you can't think of the right word to say . . . mumble. – TommyZegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
Did you know that Four out of Five Dentist think the Fifth Dentist is an idiot! – TommyZegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
You can't fix stupid . . . even with duct tape. – TommyZegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
One time I got a D on my report card and my mom said What do I have to say about that? and I said Hey, at least I didn't cheat. – TommyZegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
I’m pro choice, I choose Jesus – TommyZegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
I’m not a racist, I hate everyone. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
Hate is taught but love is learned. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
Just remember that the masses are asses and you’ll be just fine. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
If you want to become famous, do something famous. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 1 year ago |
I found that life will go on pretty much with or without you. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 2 years ago |
A tattoo is just one more way to identify a body. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 2 years ago |
My ideas are recycled. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 2 years ago |
Yesterday a women told me that she was a medium but I’m pretty sure that she was an extra large. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 2 years ago |
Sometimes I'm so clever that I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 2 years ago |
42.9% of all statistics are made up on the spot. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 2 years ago |
Yea, it happened to me in my last life. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 2 years ago |
Water can exist without fish but fish can not exist without water. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 2 years ago |
Will this be on the test? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 2 years ago |
I don't drink anymore . . . except when I'm thirsty! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 2 years ago |
I don't smoke . . . unless of course I'm on fire. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 2 years ago |
I just had an epiphany and I don't even know what an epiphany is. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 2 years ago |
There might be a problem if your husband carries condoms and you're on the pill. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 2 years ago |
When I was young my parents use to move a lot . . . but I'd always find
them. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 2 years ago |
Money can't buy love but it can sure buy a nice frickin mattress. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
Some people say that Money Talks and BS Walks but I say that BS Talks and Money Walks! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
There's no I in team, but there is in idiot. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
I have a For Sale sign on my car so if I forget where I parked my car I just wait for someone to call me and I ask them where my car is at. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
I use to think that the moon was made out of cheese . . and I don't even like cheese. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
We are all strangers, some are just stranger than others. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
To my son: I should have told your mom I had a headache. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
In high school the closest I ever got to being on the honor roll was yes your honor and no your honor. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
In our darkest moments we often stub our toe. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
Doing what you love is freedom, loving what you do is happiness. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
The soul and the consensus are one in the same, when the soul leaves the body so does the consensusness. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
Better to have the right person at the wrong time than to never had met them at all. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
Where there is no vision, people will bump into walls. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
Intelligence isn't how much you know, it's how much you remember. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
The last time my ship came in . . . I was waiting at the airport. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 4 years ago |
The best thing about the future is that it starts tomorrow. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
I made my money the old fashioned way . . . I robbed a bank. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
To ruin someone it doesn't have to be true, it just has to be said. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Many people are looking for security instead of opportunity. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Money Talk's . . . mine keeps saying Goodbye! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
This is my backup plan. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Next time I'd think twice about thinking twice. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Evil people can not see the evil in others because of their own evil. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
It's always best to put a little truth in every lie. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Ugly people look prettier in the dark. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Yea, I have dreams. Usually at night when I'm asleep. Why? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Today is 08/26/2018
Mark my words, sometime before the 2020 election the liberals are going say they're not illegals, they're Americans just like us. North American's, South American's and Central American's. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
You're only as old as you . . . Just face it, you're old. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
They told me to chase my dreams but this restraining order says differently. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
If I knew everything there was to know about anything, I still wouldn't tell you. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
When in Rome . . . Rome around. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Today was tomorrow and yesterday was today. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Something is wrong if they don't bring out the best in you. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
The Greater a person is the more they will be hated. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
There are no stupid questions except What's my name again? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE”, “WEALTH is having things money can’t buy” Health and Family and Love and Friendships”!(COMPASSION)! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Having a body tattoo is like wearing the same shirt everyday for the rest of your life. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
I just realized that Disneyland was the first human maze run by a mouse. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
I think that a women has the right to kill her unborn child just as much as that child has a right to kill their mother after they are born. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
There's a fine line between stalking and romanticly pursuing someone said my attorney to the judge. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Find happiness in your own sandbox. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
You have the right answer . . . the question is wrong. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
If a man can't keep his word, what good is the man? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Every 7 seconds there is a woman somewhere in the world giving birth to a child. We must find that woman and stop her! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he is lost? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
I use to play the saxophone before I was married but my fiancee didn't like the fact that I was performing Premarital Sax! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
I always try to give credit whenever credit is doo doo even thought I really don't give a crap! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
One time I bought a pound cake that weighed 14 ounces. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
How can they say Coming to a theater near you when they don't even know where you live? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
I am convinced that we are here for a reason and when I figure it out I will let you know. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
People are more likely to accept your ideas if you tell them that Barack Obama said it first. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
I'm better than I was before I got as bad as I am now. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Everything is temporary! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Idealism only works in an ideal world. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Do you think that Jesus looked both ways before crossing? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
When words can't express your true inner feelings, use hand jesters. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Paper will lie no matter what you put on it. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
If common sense is so common how come so many people don't have it? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Nine lives and counting. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Tattoos are just one more way to identify a body. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
Sometimes you're the windshield . . . sometimes you're the bug! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
A gift isn't yours until you take it. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
When all else fails blame your high school drama teacher. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
It's called life, get use to it. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
When choosing between the lesser of two evils . . . choose the one that you haven't tried yet. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
You'll have to forgive me, I went to public school. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
I'm not looking for someone who I can live with, I'm looking for someone who I can't live without. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 5 years ago |
The Colon key on my keyboard doesn't work when I press down the shift button. Does anyone know of a good Colon cleanser that can help me get my shift together. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 6 years ago |
Some people really can't afford to give me a piece of their mind. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 6 years ago |
If I had to do it all over again I'd skip the first grade. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 6 years ago |
Be sure to look out for number One while not stepping in number Two. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 7 years ago |
Any Terrorist living in the US will either leave or the people of the United States will eliminate you. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 7 years ago |
I became a comedian because I couldn't make it as a Porn Star. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 8 years ago |
Charity should be given to those who need it not those who want it. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 8 years ago |
In most relationships there is usually a giver and a taker. The giver will give and the taker will take until the giver can't give anymore. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 8 years ago |
My plan is to live forever, so far so good. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 8 years ago |
One time I was at the Doctors office and the Doctor asked me if I was allergic to anything. I said "Yes, poison. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 8 years ago |
Most of what I know I forgot. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 8 years ago |
What we want we can't have and what we have we don't want. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 8 years ago |
You keep using that word "Born Again", I don't think it means what you think it means. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 8 years ago |
Most people would rather take the easy road than the high road. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 8 years ago |
Death is the ultimate test of ones faith. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
Are you suppose to wear swimming trunks when you are in the car pool lane? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
Some people believe that war brings about peace, I believe that peace brings about peace. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
Since the beginning of time man has done three things when he communicates both in speaking and in the written form. He will Generalize, Omit & Exaggerate. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
After all has been said and done, a lot more will have been said than done. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
If you believe that the Bible has all the answers maybe you're not asking the right questions. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
If you believe that God would be upset with you than maybe you need to change your concept of God. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
Alright, who's the wise guy who turned the light out at the end of my tunnel? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
There's no free lunch . . . unless you're an illegal alien. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
I'm thinking of buying an aquarium and filling it up with fish so when I'm bored I can go fishing. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
Money will trump morals the majority of time. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
Personally I don't care to watch a bunch of millionaires throw balls at each other. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
Four out of Five Dentist think that the Fifth Dentist is an idiot. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
Some people say that you should fight fire with fire but I say you should fight fire with water. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
Never judge a book by it's cover . . . judge it by it's price. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
There is a big difference between Assigned Prestige and Achieved Prestige. Assigned Prestige will usually abuse it's power where Achieved Prestige won't. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
Math Problem: What does Three take away Two equal? I can prove that Three take away Two equals Two. Don't believe me? OK, you have Three apples I take away Two apples, how many apples do I have? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
You hear preachers say that the prosperity gospel doesn't work but I say that it's worked for the preachers who preach it. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
The French, they're so . . . French. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
I owned a mountain cabin once that had hot and cold running water . . . hot in the summer and cold in the winter. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
When I was young my parents use to move a lot . . . but I'd always find them. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
Life's not fair . . . get over it. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
Have you ever used Diet Shampoo before? It's for people with Fat Heads. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
Question for the Family Feud game show: "Name something that you can't say on TV. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
I am such a firm believer in the idea of "Free Press" so much that I took my neighbors newspaper off his porch this morning. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
There are two ways to take over a country. Externally by force or Internally by fiscal collapse. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
Clowns taste funny. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 9 years ago |
People who live in Stone Houses shouldn't throw Glass. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 10 years ago |
There's nothing better than to have a mate that actually likes you let alone loves you. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 10 years ago |
Does anyone know when they are going to come out with the new Mayan Calender? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 10 years ago |
I might not be a Nobel Peace Prize winner but I know that the opposite of love is not indifference, it's hate. Indifference would be the fulcrum (center point) between love and hate. To think otherwise is ludicrous. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 10 years ago |
Translogic: A comment or statement that sounds logical and makes sense at the time it is said but when later closely examined it actually makes no sense at all. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 10 years ago |
Everybody who sets out to prove that God exists succeeds and everybody who sets out to prove that God does not exist also succeeds. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 10 years ago |
The President didn't vote for me so I'm not voting for him either. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
There are two things I hate . . . No Three. Haters, Haters & Haters! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
FYI: There's no such place as Carmen, San Diego. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
One man's trash ends up another man's wife. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
Everyone's personality is a manifestation of their combined past experiences. If you are able to observe and interpret someone's behavior, you will eventually be able to predict that person's behavior as well. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
A Soulution to Rubik's Cube is not a series of individual good guesses, each surmounting move has twelve to one odds against success. It is a series of perplexed movements or algorithms that form a coherent method of returning back to it's original (correct) state. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
Why walk to work when you can take your lunch? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
Remember what I told you to forget? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
Woke up this morning. CHECK – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
Heaven called . . . we're a match! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
If you want to know something, ask my kids. They think they know everything. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
Its time for someone to stand up and say "Stop spending all our hard earned tax dollars". – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
Money talks . . . It says you're cheap. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
Sex is only 10% of a Good Marriage but it's 90% of a Bad One. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
There is no more powerful form of rejection than taking someone for granted. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
A few years ago I made a New Years Resolution never to make another New Years Resolution again and so far it's the only one that I have actually kept. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
Today's not my day . . . tomorrows not looking any better. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
Someone, somewhere right now is thinking about You! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
We only fear what we don't know, if we knew everything we would have no fear. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 11 years ago |
When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread out over a soccer field so that the kids can kick my ash. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
I'm working on my second million . . . I gave up on my first. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
All things happen for a reason . . . even No Reason is still a reason. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
I once had a memory pillow, but I forgot where I put it! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
When people try to bring you down they are only trying to bring you to their level. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
My ex-wife thought that the grass was greener on the other side . . . so now she's mowing someone else's lawn. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Don't forget to take life one day at a time because if you miss a day or two it's called being in a coma. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Wisdom is using knowledge through God's perspective. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Just because you believe something is true doesn't automatically make it true. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Two wrongs don't make a right but Three lefts do. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
New and Improved actually means that the Old Stuff actually Sucked! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Life isn't always fair . . . but it's sure fairer than death! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
The average person believes that they are better than the average person. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
What you do with your hands you mess up with your feet. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
I wish I had a million dollars for every time I wished I had a million dollars. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
I don't believe in reincarnation, but then again I didn't believe in it last time either. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
If I wasn't here right now, I'd be somewhere else. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
In case you hadn't heard, I'm winning the human race. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Once I had a dog that died of lead poisoning . . . I shot him in the head. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
If you can't think of the right word to say, make one up. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
I don't have alzheimer's, . . . I have sometimers! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
It's not what you know, it's what they think you know. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Ed Hardy called . . . he wants his clothes back! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Life isn't always the way it's suppose to be, it's the way it is. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Once I had a dream that I was sleeping. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
I'm thinking of a number between One and Infinity. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
I just finished my first book . . . I enjoyed it so much I'm thinking about reading another one. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Just think, if I was born one day earlier I would have written this yesterday. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Its only deep if you're short. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
We are all Strangers . . . Some of us are just Stranger than others. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
You are not truly rich until you have something that money can't buy. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Character is something you do when no one else is watching. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
It's a Recession if it's happening to other people, it's a Depression if it's happening to you! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
I heard of a guy who had a heart attack and died when he realized that he had just won the Lottery! What are the odds of that? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
If Gillette put a One after it's name it would be Gillette One. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Everybody wants to go to heaven . . . nobody wants to die! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Humans are the only creatures that have the ability to forgive. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
It's never to late to do the right thing. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
I love my kids to death . . . so far it's not working. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Never Drink and Drive . . . you might spill. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
I know what it takes to become a millionaire . . . a million bucks! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
I asked God if He could hear me . . . He said "No". – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Some kids wanted to be Firemen when they were growing up . . . I wanted to be a Fire Truck! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
My name translated into Chinese is "Hy Yu" – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
I found that life will go on pretty much with or with out you. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
I use to put ant poison on my front lawn but I actually found that putting sugar on my neighbor's lawn works just as well. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
I came into this world with nothing and not much has changed. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Whats right isn't always popular and whats popular isn't always right. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
I'd be a Vegetarian if I didn't have to give up eating meat. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
They say keep looking up, things could get worse. So I kept looking up and sure enough things got worse. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
My Favorite kind of animal is a stuffed one. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Excuse me, but can you be a little more vague? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Whoever said "Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all" was an idiot! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
The only faith that really matters is the one that you believe in. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Money is the consolidation and storage of energy – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
There are two reasons why a person does something, one that sounds good and the real one. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Strangers have the best candy. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
What's the first thing you ask for when you spill a drink? That's right, another drink! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
Love makes the world go round but money pays for the trip. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
I had an out a body experience once and when I returned someone else was there. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
The only way that I can see America ever becoming a strong nation again is to stop being a debtor nation and to begin spending less than is taxed on it's people. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote | added 12 years ago |
