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Artist / Designer / Stand Up Comedian / Master Hypnotist / Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist

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Will this be on the test? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 11 days ago
I don't drink anymore . . . except when I'm thirsty! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 12 days ago
I don't smoke . . . unless of course I'm on fire. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 12 days ago
I just had an epiphany and I don't even know what an epiphany is. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 12 days ago
There might be a problem if your husband carries condoms and you're on the pill. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 17 days ago

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