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Money can't buy love but it can sure buy a nice frickin mattress. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 26 days ago
Some people say that Money Talks and BS Walks but I say that BS Talks and Money Walks! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 1 month ago
There's no I in team, but there is in idiot. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 1 month ago
Every 7 seconds there is a woman somewhere in the world giving birth to a child. We must find that woman and stop her! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 months ago
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 months ago