- A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats. Anonymous »
- A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it. Anonymous »
- A poet is someone who is astonished by everything. Anonymous »
- A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages. Anonymous »
- A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune. Anonymous »
- Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously And I have loved you so long, Delighting in your company. Anonymous »
- All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. Anonymous »
- Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose. Anonymous »
- Ama me fideliter Fidem meam noto De corde totaliter Et ex mente tota, Sum presentialiter Absens in remota. Anonymous »
- An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing. Anonymous »
- Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it. Anonymous »
- Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though. Anonymous »
- Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. Anonymous »
- BASIC - A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company. Anonymous »
- Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day. Anonymous »
- Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it. Anonymous »
- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. Anonymous »
- By courage I repel adversity. Anonymous »
- Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted. Anonymous »
- CDOS CDOSRUN RUNDOSRUN Anonymous »
- Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable. Anonymous »
- COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key. Anonymous »
- Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it. Anonymous »
- Crime, like disease, is not interesting it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it. Anonymous »
- Dare to be wise. Anonymous »
- Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever. Anonymous »
- Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice. Anonymous »
- Don't let yourself forget what it's like to be sixteen. Anonymous »
- Don't steal. The government hates competition. Anonymous »
- Earth is 98 full. Please delete anyone you can. Anonymous »
- Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. Anonymous »
- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... Anonymous »
- Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN) Anonymous »
- f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng. Anonymous »
- General Failure's Fault. Not Yours. Anonymous »
- God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers Anonymous »
- God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project. Anonymous »
- Good, better, best never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best. Anonymous »
- Great minds think alike. Anonymous »
- Hanlon's RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Anonymous »
- Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times. Anonymous »
- He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead. Anonymous »
- Hit any user to continue. Anonymous »
- I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency. Anonymous »
- I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself. Anonymous »
- If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation... Anonymous »
- If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how, and when and where. Anonymous »
- If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing. Anonymous »
- If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were. Anonymous »
- If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes. Anonymous »
- If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price. Anonymous »
- Intel has announced its next chip the Repentium. Anonymous »
- Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green Anonymous »
- It is light grief that can take counsel. Anonymous »
- Lat Love me faithfullySee how I am faithfulWith all my heartAnd all my soulI am with youThough I am far away. Anonymous »
- Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. Anonymous »
- Liberals are very broadminded they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side. Anonymous »
- Life is a sexually transmitted disease. Anonymous »
- Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. Anonymous »
- Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything. Anonymous »
- LSD melts your mind, not in your hand. Anonymous »
- Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. Anonymous »
- May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say. Anonymous »
- Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable. Anonymous »
- Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye. Anonymous »
- Necessity is the mother of invention. Anonymous »
- Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME. Anonymous »
- No man deserves punishment for his thoughts. Anonymous »
- No one is listening until you make a mistake. Anonymous »
- Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better. Anonymous »
- Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet. Anonymous »
- Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address. Anonymous »
- Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well. Anonymous »
- One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. Anonymous »
- Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector. Anonymous »
- Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. Anonymous »
- Optimization hinders evolution. Anonymous »
- Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me when I fell,And would some pretty story tell,Or kiss the place to make it wellMy Mother. Anonymous »
- Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. Anonymous »
- Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand. Anonymous »
- Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently. Anonymous »
- Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA. Anonymous »
- Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE Anonymous »
- Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. Anonymous »
- Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night. Anonymous »
- Real programmers don't write in PLI. PLI is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN. Anonymous »
- Reality can be beaten with enough imagination. Anonymous »
- Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg. Anonymous »
- Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying. Anonymous »
- Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS... Anonymous »
- Silence is one great art of conversation. Anonymous »
- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. Anonymous »
- Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written. Anonymous »
- Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute to make the whole picture beautiful and unique. Anonymous »
- Sped up my XT ran it on 220v Works greO Anonymous »
- Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. Anonymous »
- That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy Brown Anonymous »
- The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland but that's because it's the best book on anything for layman. Anonymous »
- The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off. Anonymous »
- The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door. Anonymous »
- The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. Anonymous »
- The NeXT Computer The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe. Anonymous »
- The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money. Anonymous »
- The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing. Anonymous »
- The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going. Anonymous »
- The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it. Anonymous »
- The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out... Anonymous »
- There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. Anonymous »
- There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed. Anonymous »
- There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works. Anonymous »
- Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working. Anonymous »
- Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice. Anonymous »
- To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness.. Anonymous »
- To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty. Anonymous »
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research. Anonymous »
- To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. Anonymous »
- Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns. Anonymous »
- Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubtful, charity in everything. Anonymous »
- Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window. Anonymous »
- WARNING Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue. Anonymous »
- We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd. Anonymous »
- What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator. Anonymous »
- Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences. Anonymous »
- When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy. Anonymous »
- Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk Anonymous »
- Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad. Anonymous »
- Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename' Anonymous »
- Write a wise saying and your name will live forever Anonymous »
- You add insult to injury. Anonymous »
- You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. Anonymous »
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