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A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.Rate it:
If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.Rate it:
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.Rate it:
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.Rate it:
No one is listening until you make a mistake.Rate it:
Ama me fideliter Fidem meam noto De corde totaliter Et ex mente tota, Sum presentialiter Absens in remota.Rate it:
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.Rate it:
Truth fears no questions.Rate it:
Who's General Failure and why's he reading my diskRate it:
A groundless rumor often covers a lot of ground.Rate it:
A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.Rate it:
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.Rate it:
Aviation in itself is not inherently dangerous. But to an even greater degree than the sea, it is terribly unforgiving of carelessness, incapacity, or neglect.Rate it:
Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.Rate it:
Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it.Rate it:
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.Rate it:
Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.Rate it:
Liberty is the right to choose. Freedom is the result of the right choice.Rate it:
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.Rate it:
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything.Rate it:
Marriage is the most expensive way to get your laundry done for free.Rate it:
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.Rate it:
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.Rate it:
The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.Rate it:
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.Rate it:
To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness..Rate it:
To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.Rate it:
What do I do? I am so sick of being alone. Not having someone else who can share my company. No one to go to when I’m alone or feeling down. Everyone else has had someone at one point. Felt the joy of another human’s touch. But not I. For I have yet to feel the warm embrace of the opposite sex. Still with no idea what a simple kiss is like. And yet there are others who partake in far greater bounties than I can ever imagine. Worse yet, they lack intelligence and haven’t the slightest idea what they have. They take things for granted and don’t have a care in the world. But it is all fine in the end. For there is an eternal balance to everything that happens. They may have their forbidden fruit, but it is that very thing that has poisoned their minds and made them oblivious to the truths of life. The hidden wonders that can only be learned over time. Between the two I prefer my scenario. I may miss out on wonderful bounties now, but they become available to everyone eventually. And I am very patient. Besides, by waiting just a little longer I can understand things now that will take them years to even think of. I count myself lucky. If not in society’s eye but in my eye. Because I know that in the future everything will work out for the better. Such is the way of things to always have a balance. One day I will be with that person. That one special someone to share my life and happiness with. So, what do I do? Well, I am going to wait. Not forever, but for that opportune time when I know I will be able to change everything. I will wait and endure the status quo to one day experience the balance. I have told you what I will do. Now, what will you do? Rate it:
When you point your finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you.Rate it:
Write a wise saying and your name will live foreverRate it:
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.Rate it:
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.Rate it:
To be free it is not enough to beat the system, one must beat the system every day.Rate it:
The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.Rate it:
WARNING Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.Rate it:
Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename'Rate it:
Earth is 98 percent full. Please delete anyone you can.Rate it:
Everything is susceptible to change, don't fear it, embrace it, after all u can't go back but there's always a new chapter of life just waiting to be written.Rate it:
Don't steal. The government hates competition.Rate it:
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.Rate it:
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)Rate it:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.Rate it:
A closed mind is a good thing to lose.Rate it:
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.Rate it:
A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave just one.Rate it:
A dreamer lives for eternity.Rate it:
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.Rate it:
A guilty conscience needs no accuser.Rate it:
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.Rate it:
A man has no more character than he can command in a time of crisis.Rate it:
A man is known by the company he avoids.Rate it:
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.Rate it:
A single fact can spoil a good argument.Rate it:
Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously And I have loved you so long, Delighting in your company.Rate it:
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.Rate it:
Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.Rate it:
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.Rate it:
Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.Rate it:
Art is a deliberate recreation of a new and special reality that grows from your response to life. It cannot be copied; it must be created.Rate it:
Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.Rate it:
BASIC - A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.Rate it:
Be alert to give service. What counts a great deal in life is what we do for others.Rate it:
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.Rate it:
By courage I repel adversity.Rate it:
By courage I repel adversity.
(Adversa Virtute Repello)
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Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted.Rate it:
CDOS CDOSRUN RUNDOSRUNRate it:
Change is good, but dollars are better.Rate it:
Civilization is a slow process of adopting the ideas of minorities.Rate it:
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.Rate it:
Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have.Rate it:
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.Rate it:
Crime, like disease, is not interesting it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it.Rate it:
Dare to be wise.Rate it:
Dare to be wise.
(Sapere Aude)
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Death can come in the most painful way as possible ,but can teach you the most important lesson of all, the will to live.Rate it:
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.Rate it:
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.Rate it:
Discretion is the better part of valor.Rate it:
Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate it every day.Rate it:
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.Rate it:
Don't let yourself forget what it's like to be sixteen.Rate it:
Early to bed Early to rise If you didn't pee first it'll be up to your eyesRate it:
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...Rate it:
Ever underestimate the potential for disaster !Rate it:
Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.Rate it:
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.Rate it:
General Failure's Fault. Not Yours.Rate it:
Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he will be warm for rest of his life.Rate it:
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothersRate it:
God helps those who help themselves.Rate it:
God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.Rate it:
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.Rate it:
Good, better, best never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.Rate it:
Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ.Rate it:
Great minds think alike.Rate it:
Hanlon's RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.Rate it:
Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.Rate it:
Hit any user to continue.Rate it:
How come the most natural things in the world are the most difficult to come by....it is the most natural,beautiful, self-enhancing and intoxicatingly breathtaking acts of nature that we humans take for granted at times-as our complexities and complicated human minds do not allow us to act as naturally as we were born to,but turn peace into war,love into suffering,pleasure into pain and the natural into the forgotten!Rate it:
I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.Rate it:
I have decided that suicide is completely out of the question. I refuse to end the suffering of others... No, I must contemplate homicide and end the suffering of one... ME!!!Rate it:
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.Rate it:
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...Rate it:
If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how, and when and where.Rate it:
If for a tranquil mind you seek,
These things observe with care:
Of whom you speak, to whom you speak,
And how, and when and where.
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If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.Rate it:
If you have a problem, you are the problemRate it:
If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes.Rate it:
If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.Rate it:
If your don't want to see the baboons, don't come to the bushesRate it:
Intel has announced its next chip the Repentium.Rate it:
Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the greenRate it:
It is light grief that can take counsel.Rate it:
It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final.Rate it:
It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way.Rate it:
Lat Love me faithfullySee how I am faithfulWith all my heartAnd all my soulI am with youThough I am far away.Rate it:
Liberals are very broadminded they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.Rate it:
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.Rate it:
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.Rate it:
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.Rate it:
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.Rate it:
May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say.Rate it:
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.Rate it:
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.Rate it:
Necessity is the mother of invention.Rate it:
Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.Rate it:
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.Rate it:
Never forget to respect yourself for being yourselfRate it:
No he conocido hombre q piense q soy mucho para el, q si estudio y el no, q si tengo metas y el no, q si vengo de buena familia y el no, q tengo un buen corazon y el no. Mientras sufria por ti en algun lugar lei: El amor es sufrido, es benigno; el amor no tiene envidia, el amor no es jactancioso, no se envanece; no es indecoroso, no busca lo suyo, no se irrita, no guarda rencor. En momentos de debilidad pense: que gran sacrificio hacia por mi, pero ahora me doy cuenta que el amor dictado por Jesus no es asi.Rate it:
No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.Rate it:
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.Rate it:
Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.Rate it:
Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.Rate it:
Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well.Rate it:
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.Rate it:
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.Rate it:
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.Rate it:
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.Rate it:
Optimization hinders evolution.Rate it:
Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me when I fell,And would some pretty story tell,Or kiss the place to make it wellMy Mother.Rate it:
Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.Rate it:
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.Rate it:
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.Rate it:
Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.Rate it:
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.Rate it:
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONERate it:
Reading music is the skill, while interpretation is the gift.Rate it:
Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.Rate it:
Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.Rate it:
Real programmers don't write in PLI. PLI is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.Rate it:
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.Rate it:
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg.Rate it:
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.Rate it:
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS...Rate it:
Silence is one great art of conversation.Rate it:
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.Rate it:
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.Rate it:
Some people get angry because God put thorns on roses, while others praise him for putting roses among thorns.Rate it:
Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute to make the whole picture beautiful and unique.Rate it:
Someday I will learn to stop procrastinating, but today is not that day.Rate it:
Someday is not a day of the week.Rate it:
Sped up my XT ran it on 220v Works greORate it:
Stupid is a boundless concept.Rate it:
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.Rate it:
Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.Rate it:
That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy BrownRate it:
The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland but that's because it's the best book on anything for layman.Rate it:
The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.Rate it:
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limitsRate it:
The fewer clear facts you have in support of an opinion, the stronger your emotional attachment to that opinion.Rate it:
The hours go by slow, but the days go by fast.Rate it:
The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door.Rate it:
The more you know, the less you need to show.Rate it:
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.Rate it:
The NeXT Computer The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.Rate it:
The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.Rate it:
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.Rate it:
The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention.Rate it:
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.Rate it:
The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it.Rate it:
The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...Rate it:
There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.Rate it:
There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.Rate it:
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.Rate it:
There was a young man of Dundoo,
Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
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Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working.Rate it:
Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice.Rate it:
To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness.. (Pravis Assuescere Sermonibus Est Via Ad Rem Ipsam)Rate it:
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research.Rate it:
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.Rate it:
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.Rate it:
Under all those smiles, jokes and laughs is a whole different person...Rate it:
Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubtful, charity in everything.Rate it:
Victory is a political fiction.Rate it:
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.Rate it:
water skiing is a way of lifeRate it:
We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd.Rate it:
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.Rate it:
What people respect is one thing, what people envy is the other. What people respect they do not always want to do, be or have. If, then, you want to be respected, and respect yourself, you sometimes need to do more than you want to. Rate it:
Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences.Rate it:
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.Rate it:
When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.Rate it:
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.Rate it:
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.Rate it:
You add insult to injury.Rate it:
You add insult to injury.
(Injuriae Addis Contumeliam)
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