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A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Ama me fideliter Fidem meam noto De corde totaliter Et ex mente tota, Sum presentialiter Absens in remota.
Earth is 98 percent full. Please delete anyone you can.
Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk
A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
Aviation in itself is not inherently dangerous. But to an even greater degree than the sea, it is terribly unforgiving of carelessness, incapacity, or neglect.
Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it.
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
Liberty is the right to choose. Freedom is the result of the right choice.
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness..
To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.
When you point your finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you.
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
To be free it is not enough to beat the system, one must beat the system every day.
The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
WARNING Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename'
Everything is susceptible to change, don't fear it, embrace it, after all u can't go back but there's always a new chapter of life just waiting to be written.
A closed mind is a good thing to lose.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave just one.
A dreamer lives for eternity.
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
A groundless rumor often covers a lot of ground.
A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
A man has no more character than he can command in a time of crisis.
A man is known by the company he avoids.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously And I have loved you so long, Delighting in your company.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.
Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Art is a deliberate recreation of a new and special reality that grows from your response to life. It cannot be copied; it must be created.
Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
BASIC - A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
Be alert to give service. What counts a great deal in life is what we do for others.
Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
By courage I repel adversity.
By courage I repel adversity.
(Adversa Virtute Repello)
Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted.
CDOS CDOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
Change is good, but dollars are better.
Civilization is a slow process of adopting the ideas of minorities.
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Crime, like disease, is not interesting it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it.
Dare to be wise.
Dare to be wise.
(Sapere Aude)
Death can come in the most painful way as possible ,but can teach you the most important lesson of all, the will to live.
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
Discretion is the better part of valor.
Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate it every day.
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.
Don't let yourself forget what it's like to be sixteen.
Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)
Ever underestimate the potential for disaster !
Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
General Failure's Fault. Not Yours.
Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he will be warm for rest of his life.
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers
God helps those who help themselves.
God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
Good, better, best never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.
Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ.
Great minds think alike.
Hanlon's RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
Hit any user to continue.
How come the most natural things in the world are the most difficult to come by....it is the most natural,beautiful, self-enhancing and intoxicatingly breathtaking acts of nature that we humans take for granted at times-as our complexities and complicated human minds do not allow us to act as naturally as we were born to,but turn peace into war,love into suffering,pleasure into pain and the natural into the forgotten!
I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.
I have decided that suicide is completely out of the question. I refuse to end the suffering of others... No, I must contemplate homicide and end the suffering of one... ME!!!
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...
If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how, and when and where.
If for a tranquil mind you seek,
These things observe with care:
Of whom you speak, to whom you speak,
And how, and when and where.
If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
If you have a problem, you are the problem
If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes.
If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.
Intel has announced its next chip the Repentium.
Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green
It is light grief that can take counsel.
It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final.
It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way.
Lat Love me faithfullySee how I am faithfulWith all my heartAnd all my soulI am with youThough I am far away.
Liberals are very broadminded they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything.
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say.
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Never forget to respect yourself for being yourself
No he conocido hombre q piense q soy mucho para el, q si estudio y el no, q si tengo metas y el no, q si vengo de buena familia y el no, q tengo un buen corazon y el no. Mientras sufria por ti en algun lugar lei: El amor es sufrido, es benigno; el amor no tiene envidia, el amor no es jactancioso, no se envanece; no es indecoroso, no busca lo suyo, no se irrita, no guarda rencor. En momentos de debilidad pense: que gran sacrificio hacia por mi, pero ahora me doy cuenta que el amor dictado por Jesus no es asi.
No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.
Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well.
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Optimization hinders evolution.
Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me when I fell,And would some pretty story tell,Or kiss the place to make it wellMy Mother.
Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE
Reading music is the skill, while interpretation is the gift.
Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.
Real programmers don't write in PLI. PLI is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg.
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS...
Silence is one great art of conversation.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Some people get angry because God put thorns on roses, while others praise him for putting roses among thorns.
Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute to make the whole picture beautiful and unique.
Someday is not a day of the week.
Sped up my XT ran it on 220v Works greO
Stupid is a boundless concept.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.
That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy Brown
The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland but that's because it's the best book on anything for layman.
The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
The fewer clear facts you have in support of an opinion, the stronger your emotional attachment to that opinion.
The hours go by slow, but the days go by fast.
The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door.
The more you know, the less you need to show.
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
The NeXT Computer The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.
The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention.
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it.
The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...
There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.
There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
There was a young man of Dundoo,
Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working.
Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice.
To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness.. (Pravis Assuescere Sermonibus Est Via Ad Rem Ipsam)
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
Truth fears no questions.
Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubtful, charity in everything.
Victory is a political fiction.
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd.
What do I do? I am so sick of being alone. Not having someone else who can share my company. No one to go to when I’m alone or feeling down. Everyone else has had someone at one point. Felt the joy of another human’s touch. But not I. For I have yet to feel the warm embrace of the opposite sex. Still with no idea what a simple kiss is like. And yet there are others who partake in far greater bounties than I can ever imagine. Worse yet, they lack intelligence and haven’t the slightest idea what they have. They take things for granted and don’t have a care in the world. But it is all fine in the end. For there is an eternal balance to everything that happens. They may have their forbidden fruit, but it is that very thing that has poisoned their minds and made them oblivious to the truths of life. The hidden wonders that can only be learned over time. Between the two I prefer my scenario. I may miss out on wonderful bounties now, but they become available to everyone eventually. And I am very patient. Besides, by waiting just a little longer I can understand things now that will take them years to even think of. I count myself lucky. If not in society’s eye but in my eye. Because I know that in the future everything will work out for the better. Such is the way of things to always have a balance. One day I will be with that person. That one special someone to share my life and happiness with. So, what do I do? Well, I am going to wait. Not forever, but for that opportune time when I know I will be able to change everything. I will wait and endure the status quo to one day experience the balance. I have told you what I will do. Now, what will you do?
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
What people respect is one thing, what people envy is the other. What people respect they do not always want to do, be or have. If, then, you want to be respected, and respect yourself, you sometimes need to do more than you want to.
Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences.
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.
When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
You add insult to injury.
You add insult to injury.
(Injuriae Addis Contumeliam)

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