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  January 2023     20 hours ago

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[Amy tries to eat her own baby to save herself from Hell]

Satan: Um, excuse me, what are you doing? This is, like, over the line, okay?

Amy: I'm just doing what you requested.

Satan: I'm not really following your logic.

Amy: I'll explain right after my lunch.

[Amy shows Satan that she's actually trying to take a bite of her baby]

Satan: Okay. As long as you're seriously planning to eat your own baby, I want nothing to do with this. Like, actual ew!

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator: Amy Liblin rushed home with relish.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Amy: Please let me go. I have a kid!

Satan: I shall allow you to remain on Earth if you can complete an simple task. You must do one selfless act.

[Amy returns back on Earth to save herself by giving food for the homeless people]

Amy: Okay. You had the tuna salad with crust cut off, and who ordered the vegan gyro? Gyro? Gyro? Gyro. Who ordered the vegan gyro?

[Amy returns back to Hell]

Satan: Giving food to the poor is not selfless. You did it to save yourself. Fail.

Amy: I can give away my car, everything.

Satan: I feel like you're not appreciating the elegance of my selfless act paradox.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Saul: I'm gonna miss you. You were my first mole man friend.

Lil: Saul, you're like the Dad I wish I had. You always have time for me, and you listen.

[Saul sees Clancy coming on it's way]

Saul: Lil, I don't have time right now! [runs away]

– Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

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Stromulous Guandor: Now I know the pain you feel, Johnny Tambourine. And no amount of time will lessen it. The answer is to resurrect our beloveds...with this!

[Stromulous shows him the Resurrection Egg but in Johnny's point of view of the machine that it look like an actual egg for food]

Johnny Tambourine: [happily] I don't want breakfast. I just lost my girl!

Stromulouse Guandor: No, you fool! This is a resurrection egg. We will place first my wife and then my daughter in the egg. And then, in less than seven total minutes, they will be reborn.

Johnny Tambourine: [happily] As babies? I don't want to be in love with a baby.

– Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

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